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I'm 20. I live among the hipsters and granola's of the great Pacific Northwest. I have an obsession for movies, TV shows, music, art, and celebrities. Things I like: Food, Supernatural, Grey's Anatomy, SNL, Kristen Wiig, Harry Potter, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, and all things Mean Girls. Live long for Sparta, you whore.


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artist3363:

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

He didn’t even drop his cigarette this literally didn’t surprise him at all omfg



unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES






top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)


bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

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impossibledreams:

This will always kill me.




my-little-mod-blog:

patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

COMPUTER, ZOOM!

COMPUTER, ENHANCE!

BINGO.




geevvhiz:

xproskeith:

What do you mean that’s not exactly what happened?

Is this frozen





ink-its-art:

ohsojose-fine:

nenna4:

vvidget:

The Greatest Tattoo Artists in the World, and where to find them.

Peter Aurisch - Berlin, Germany

Alice Carrier - Portland, Oregon

Chaim Machlev - Berlin, Germany

Kenji Alucky - Hokkaido, Japan

Marcin Aleksander Surowiec - Warsaw, Poland

Ien Levin - Kiev, Ukraine

Amanda Wachob - Brooklyn, N.Y

Madame Chän - Berlin, Germany

David Hale in Athens, Georgia 

Ondrash in Znojmo, Czech Republic

Love the different styles

Tattoos are fucking art i don’t care what anyone else says

their works kicks ass! Big time 


graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*




kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

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parasailin-sarahpalin:

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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i SHAT MYSELF