I'm 20. I live among the hipsters and granola's of the great Pacific Northwest. I have an obsession for movies, TV shows, music, art, and celebrities. Things I like: Food, Supernatural, Grey's Anatomy, SNL, Kristen Wiig, Harry Potter, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, and all things Mean Girls. Live long for Sparta, you whore.
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
He didn’t even drop his cigarette this literally didn’t surprise him at all omfg
EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)
eating really nasty food at someones house
This will always kill me.
Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.
What do you mean that’s not exactly what happened?
Is this frozen
The Greatest Tattoo Artists in the World, and where to find them.
Peter Aurisch - Berlin, Germany
Alice Carrier - Portland, Oregon
Chaim Machlev - Berlin, Germany
Kenji Alucky - Hokkaido, Japan
Marcin Aleksander Surowiec - Warsaw, Poland
Ien Levin - Kiev, Ukraine
Amanda Wachob - Brooklyn, N.Y
Madame Chän - Berlin, Germany
David Hale in Athens, Georgia
Ondrash in Znojmo, Czech Republic
Love the different styles
Tattoos are fucking art i don’t care what anyone else says
their works kicks ass! Big time
imagine if u could hear ur hair growing
hair: goo goo ga ga
me: how cute
6 months later
hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed
me: fuck u *shaves head*
*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
i SHAT MYSELF